Showing posts with label quote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quote. Show all posts

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Not Like Anyone Here Needs Reminding...

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

~Winston Churchill

Friday, July 24, 2015

Pure Logic

In the conversation about unarmed military guys getting shot by muslims, one guy said this:

"The Armed Services should be armed."

How does the pure, unadulterated logic of that escape government apparatchiks?

/gun

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Quote of the Day

"No matter how much harm Obama inflicts on the country and the world, nothing and no one can touch him. The Red MSM is an unbreachable firewall, a Maginot Line of defense. This communistic media is more to blame for the appalling condition we find ourselves in than Obama. He is one man, the first affirmative action president, raised as a Muslim and a foreigner, with a foreigner's hate-the-Ugly-American Imperialist mentality. The MSM has no such excuse. They are home-grown traitors and deluded, dangerous ideologues. Their dereliction of duty in exposing this president is one of the great crimes of American history." --Bandido




Friday, August 16, 2013

Word Fun

Just saw "European" misspelled (on purpose) "Yerpeein".

And thought it was really funny. I don't know why. It just really tickled me.

/gun

Oh wait...it does sort or resemble Yer Peein'....or You're Peeing.

Okay. Now it's even funnier.

Friday, February 01, 2013

Sad & Hilarious

'Kay, here's the deal. I'm gonna tell you this...'cause I think it's so goddamned funny. Problem is, I heard it spoken live...and I'm going to be writing it, so it might lose something in the translation.

My local morning talk show guys were talking about that sad football player that was fooled into thinking the "girl" he met online, and spoke to over the phone, but never actually saw...and whom he fell in love with and mourned when she supposedly died...

The speculation, apparently, is that the male who faked the voice of the "girl" was gay, and was smitten with our football player, and that somehow he hoped that after the guy's emotions were involved in the relationship...when he revealed he was really a male, somehow said football player would still "love" him.

Joe, one of the hosts, remarked in conclusion:

"Eventually it all comes down to genitalia, and boy howdy, that's a deal breaker!"

And I laughed out loud.  That, my friends, is a hilarious sentence. And I'm glad I lived long enough to hear it.

/Gun

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Smart Men

"Confucius says somewhere that there are four kinds of people: the bright who understand, the slightly duller who work their way to understanding, the dull who will submit to being taught, and the dull who scoff at teachers and are proud of their stupidity. The last, he says, merit only our loathing.

Once a critical mass of Number Fours finds its way to the voting booths, major upheaval is inevitable. Prepare thyself."


I quote John Harris who quotes Confucius.

I agree with them both.

The Gunslinger

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Quote of the Day

"America is about Liberty, or it is about Nothing."  - unknown

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Quotes from the Interwebs...

This is starting to look like an edition of my "quote books", in which I collect great quotes I run across randomly...in the course of a normal day.
"Leaders don’t create movements. Movements create leaders. "
Not mine, but it will be next week.

Just sayin'.

The Gunslinger

Another Great Quote...

Part of Aaron Gardner's comment signature:
"Conform and celebrate diversity….or else!!!"
Irony abounds.

The Gunslinger

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Second Quote of the Day

I told you I'm aimless today...happily and irresponsibly so for a brief time. I found this too. Turns out I have very good taste in quotations.
"People who object to weapons aren't abolishing violence; they're begging for rule by brute force, where the biggest, strongest animals among men were always automatically 'right'.

Guns ended that, and social democracy is a hollow farce without an armed populace to make it work." --L. Neil Smith
The Gunslinger