Thursday, May 23, 2013

From the mailbag

"The difference between the Supreme Court and the Ku Klux Klan is that the members of the Supreme Court dress in black robes and scare white people."

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

This makes me feel rather better...

Or rather the inverse implication does...

Good Advice


Tuesday, May 21, 2013

You Need a Happy...

Here is a bunch of pupcakes, and a box full of kittens.

If you're keeping up with the devastation in Oklahoma or the treachery in D.C...you could use a couple of AWWWWW moments:







Monday, May 20, 2013

Just the Facts, Ma'am

Obama fundamentally transforms America (a brief primer):

There was a time when the IRS acted against Al Capone. Now, under Obama, the IRS acts like Al Capone.

There was a time when the DOJ fought crime syndicates. Now, under Obama, the DOJ is a crime syndicate.

There was a time when the FBI investigated crime syndicates. Now, under Obama, the FBI investigates for a crime syndicate.

There was a time when the ATF stopped Gun Running Gangs. Now, under Obama, the ATF is a Gun Running Gang.

There was a time when the TSA protected women's privacy at airports. Now, under Obama, the TSA inspects women's privates at airports.

There was a time when the DOD left no man behind. Now, under Obama, every man has to watch his behind (double meaning intended).

There was a time when people in India dreamed of coming to America to get Health Care. Soon now, under Obama, people in America will dream of going to India to get Health Care.

Friday, May 17, 2013

JUST. FUCKING. SAYING.


King of the Diner



Did you see this?

This is the town I work in. They have banned plastic bags. And I think California has banned goose-liver.

But we can eat African Lions. And Swans, and Peacocks.

WTF?

Who the hell is running this asylum?

If you ever decide to move to California, immediately get a lobotomy before you come, so you'll be on a "level playing field" with the decision-makers of this State.

I'm surprised the procedure is not mandatory.

Wait. Given that the voters keep electing these brainless, clueless fascists....maybe it is.

The Gunslinger

My People


Thursday, May 16, 2013

Cat Lady?




Wednesday, May 15, 2013

How Do I Get Back?

I signed up for Medicare today. You're supposed to do it three months before your 65th birthday.

It turns out I'll be 65 in August.

What the fuck?

Dude, Medicare is for OLD people. How the hell did THIS happen?

I'm obviously the victim some sort of time-warp that has thrust me into the future and my future body. Before I woke up this morning with instructions to apply for Medicare, I was 25.

This isn't how it happened it Back To The Future.

I want my money back.

The Gunslinger




The Japanese Point of View

I suppose I ought to talk about Benghazi-gate, or Associated Press-gate, or IRS-gate, but really, what more is there to say. Happily the press actually seems to care about the Bamster perusing their private phone records. Who'd a thunk it? Frankly, I would have expected them all to be happy and anticipatory....hoping for a private call from their "Dear Leader".

And the rest...well, since the Republican leadership will be orgainizing a lot of the questioning, I think we can expect stupid, incompetent, pointless, spineless,  pointlessly political, self-aggrandizing hearings/investigations.

To say that Øbama is a joke, a thug and an evil aberration even among evil Progressives...is understatement and obvious, so really, what's the point.

Either the public and the press care or they don't. Either they will change their minds about this traitor parading as President, or they won't. I just feel that, at this point, there is virtually nothing I can do.

I watch Supernatural, a really cool TV show. And it has all sorts of supernatural creatures as villains. Some have the power to mesmerize and hypnotize...getting what they want from people who would normally not give it to them, and getting people to do what they would normally find unthinkable.

If I had taken JUST a little more acid in the 60's, I'd think Øbamer was one of them.

Now....on to the subject at hand...

Here's a really cool article by Toru Hashimoto talking about Freedom of Speech in Japan...you know the country whose Constitution and Rights was conferred by us...vs the utter lack of freedom of speech in America.

It's a pretty disturbing comparison.

The Gunslinger