Imprison the Border Patrol!

Is Duncan Hunter nuts? Imprison the drug running illegal aliens and reward the Border Patrol?

We can't do that! That'd be discriminating against drug smugglers. After all, shooting and wounding illegal alien, border jumping, drug smugglers who bring their filth, sickness and violence into the United States is JUST the same as criminals shooting law enforcement officers and innocent people for fun and profit.

Ask the American Courts. They'll tell you. Those bastards belong in jail. How DARE they try to actually defend the Borders...I mean, we were just KIDDING when we called them BORDER PATROL AGENTS and gave them guns and badges, and made them take an oath to defend and protect, blah, blah, blah. We didn't really want them to actually patrol the border, for heaven's sakes.

We just want them to be on the payroll, so we can tell the suckers...er...citizens, "Look! We're serious about controlling the border. Look at all the Border Patrol Agents we have."

Maybe we should just take their guns away altogether. Give them slingshots like the Tijuana police. That way, if anyone gets shot, it'll be them and not the innocent dope smugglers with automatic weapons and goon squads that are just coming across the border to find a better life and support their families.

The Gunslinger