Food Nazis

Just leave my food the fuck alone.

What is WITH you people? Shut up. Go home. Leave us alone. Die. Jettison yourself into space. Get out of my life. Go on a hunger strike and starve yourself; I will dance on your skinny corpse.

LEAVE MY FOOD THE FUCK ALONE!

I don't need a nanny, I don't want a mommy. I am a grown-up. Go away.

The Gunslinger