(you know, the one that makes us responsible for anything we say about products & services....because you're so stupid, you're going to do anything we say, and buy anything we advertise? Yes, the "government is here to help" you not get taken in by my crafty and nefarious promotion! Do you feel protected?)
...I'd like to endorse the following products, services & websites:
San Francisco Bay coffee
Marlboro cigarettes
Jack Daniels whiskey
Kimber 9-11's
Glock 9mm pistols
Winchester White Box for target shooting
AR-15's in .223
Apple MACs
Apple iPods
Karl Lagerfeld sunglasses
Navajo & Hopi silver jewelry
GO2 sugar-free/caffeine-free cola
Abebooks.com
Equal sweetener
Adobe Creative Suite
Scion cars
Supernatural (TV show)
Glenn Beck (radio & TV programs)
The Constitution of the United States of America
Harley Davidson motorcycles
Pearl drums
Zildjian cymbals
Williams Sonoma Persian Lime handcream
Fiber One cereal (with raisins)
Cage-Free eggs
Trader Joe's Charles Shaw (2-buck Chuck) Chardonnay
Comcast Broadband
Pilot BP-S fine point pens (blue)
Guittard Chocolate
OvernightPrints.com
That's enough for now. Go forth and shop...
The Gunslinger
Enemy of the Regulating, Censorious, Intrusive Imperial State
