A little levity...

A man died and went up to Heaven and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  On the wall behind St. Pete were billions of clocks, and the man asked Peter what they were for.  St.

 Peter told him they are 'lie clocks', one for each person, and each time that person lies the hands on his clock move.

 He pointed to one that hadn't moved and said that' s Mother Theresa's - she never lied, and that one there is Abraham Lincoln's - he only lied twice in his life.

The new guy asked which clock was Obama's, and St. Peter said:

The Lord has that one in his office - he's using it as a ceiling fan.

How it Works...

I'm at work. The head of sales is encouraging a customer to put in an order. He uses the metaphor: "Are you ready to pull the trigger?" The client says yes he's ready. But the salesman is unclear whether that means he actually has pulled the trigger, or is just "ready" to...so he asks for clarification. This is the customer's response:

"Yes, it means the metal pin struck the intended location releasing the planned event of controlled combustion thereby setting the more robust yet contained burn in play building the necessary pressure to cause a small detonation dislodging the bullet from its casing and guiding it down the rifled barrel producing the engineered spin and velocity to thereby propel itself to the intended target."

Seriously, how beautiful is that?

I love our customers.

The Gunslinger