Tuesday, November 01, 2011

How it Works...

I'm at work. The head of sales is encouraging a customer to put in an order. He uses the metaphor: "Are you ready to pull the trigger?" The client says yes he's ready. But the salesman is unclear whether that means he actually has pulled the trigger, or is just "ready" to...so he asks for clarification. This is the customer's response:

"Yes, it means the metal pin struck the intended location releasing the planned event of controlled combustion thereby setting the more robust yet contained burn in play building the necessary pressure to cause a small detonation dislodging the bullet from its casing and guiding it down the rifled barrel producing the engineered spin and velocity to thereby propel itself to the intended target."

Seriously, how beautiful is that?

I love our customers.

The Gunslinger

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