In Need of an Exorcism

Seriously, I want this guy to go away.
What is the MATTER with him?

Is there no place one can be safe from his visage and voice?
Is there no place he will not stoop to appear?

Does he have absolutely ANY respect for the office?

Will he be joining the Hell's Angels at Sturgis next? Maybe get a tattoo?

Does he have a NASCAR number yet?

Will he be pitching in the World Series?
Or maybe quarterbacking at the Super Bowl?

But remember, he's been "so busy getting things done", he hasn't had time to "connect" with the stupid American People about health care—so we don't understand it—which is the only reason we're against it.

Yeah, busy.

I knew the guy was icky when I first laid eyes on him. Nothing about him was attractive. Skinny, snotty, big eared, condescending egotist.  But now he's like a vampire that won't die. You can't get rid of him. He's a "haint" that won't leave you alone.

Nothing is sacred. Nowhere is safe. He's ubiquitous. He is everywhere. Constantly.

Omnipresent.

No wonder the poor atheist Liberal dunces have mistaken him for God.

Gunslinger
Still shuddering from contact.