Friday, November 07, 2008

The Obama Effect

Well, fair is fair:

"Fellow Business Owners:

As a business owner who employs 120 people, we have resigned ourselves
to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next president, and that our
taxes and fees will go up in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, we figure that the Customer will have
to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8-10%. We will also
have to lay off 25 of our employees. This really bothered us as we
believe we are family here and didn’t know how to choose who will have
to go. So, this is what we did.

We strolled thru the parking lot and found twenty Obama bumper stickers
on our employees cars. We have decided these folks will be the first to
be laid off.

We can’t think of another fair way to approach this problem. If you have
a better idea, let me know.

We our sending this letter to all business owners that we know.

Sincerely
Business Owner"


I'll chuckle over this all day.

The Gunslinger

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