Tuesday, February 12, 2008

If I Ran The Marines...

...And if many more cities acted like Berkeley and Toledo, I'd start thinking about withdrawing my services.

"You want peace without the Marines, Cupcake? Fine. We'll sit this one out. And when the shit comes down, we'll ship your sorry pink asses over there to sort out the mess. Until you show us a little respect, I think we'll just kick back here and play some X-Box, and pop a few brews. Let us know when you change your mind about what dangerous killers we are, how much we frighten American citizens, and how we lie to your children to get them to go kill brown people.

"We know you're not worried about terrorists, Al Queda or Iran because they're your buddies, right? In fact, you're more worried about protecting them from us! You think our methods are crude and uncivilized, and the cause of all the problems. You're sure if you can just talk to them, it'll all work out, right? After all, they're just people like you; just folks trying to get by, make a living and a better life for themselves and their kids—not like us baby killers.

"Well, hey, good luck with that. We'll be interested to see how it goes. Oh...and when you call, just leave a message. We'll get back to you. "

The Gunslinger


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