A new candidate in the Code Stink follies.
He wants the Marines out of Toledo because they frighten people. Awwww. The poor little, itty, bitty t'ings. Mayor Carty Finkbeiner is such a good shepherd. Making sure the wittle sheeple don't get scareded.
GOD, I'd be insulted if I was a citizen of that City. Someone, please rip his face off. Then give it to the Marines to fly on a pike during maneuvers downtown.
I don't even want to get into the part about how he is making it difficult for our Marines to get the appropriate urban warfare training they need to survive while fighting for us, and this scabby reprobate and the pus-licking, drooling city that elected him, because I'll just get mad.
You don't want to see me mad.
(I'm already so pissed I couldn't even make a joke about the scumbag's name. Carty Finkbeiner. You have got to be kidding me.)
The Gunslinger
(hat tip to AlphaDog)
Having grown up in Ohio, I can assure you that everyone wants out of Toledo.
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