Email. My Friends are So Funny.

"Now listen here, The New York Times objective research teams on different weapons, definitely shows that people who are killed by "Assault Rifles" with high capacity magazines, are at least three times deader that those who are killed by a automatic hunting rifle. This information has been confirmed by Al Gore, the inventor of both weapons. Also the NAACP has shown many times that African Americans killed with an AK-47 by another AA are at least eight times deader than those killed by a shiv or beatings. So to stop this terrible inequity in deadness, E-Bay must change it's policy on firearms.

Lee"