I don't care if they're funny. They're insulting. And that's good enough for me.

Q: How do you kill an muzlim while he's having a drink?
A: Slam the toilet lid down on his head.

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Q: What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body?

A: A muzlim's penis.

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Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, muzlim terrorists have 

stormed the streets of Paris and are shooting anyone who isn't a muzlim.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12. 

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Q: What's the latest muzlim invention?
A: A helicopter with an ejection seat.  

(Think about it....!)

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Q: When is it permissible to spit on a muzlim's woman's face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.