Friday, October 13, 2017

...You Might Be A Muslim

"1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You might be a muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a muslim.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You might be a muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You might be a muslim.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You might be a muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You might be a muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you too, You might be a muslim.

10. If your Tinder App shows every goat within a 10 mile radius and you plan to visit them all, you might be a muslim.

11. If you find this offensive and do not agree with it, you are part of the problem here in America …but if you flag this, you are most likely a muslim.

--by SaveOurNation

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