From the Mailbag

Politically incorrect is not necessarily factually incorrect as can be seen in this bit of British humour as it used to be: Absolutely politically incorrect!

It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons  on rioters. They are putting in some Tide washing powder to stop the coloureds  from running. 


Two  Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think  it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.


Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical liars, thieves and arsonists. Many are drug  dealers.


Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of  improvements


Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English. Police  fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.


They've  had to cancel the pantomime 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in Birmingham, Bristol,  Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Manchester and  London. Apparently the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.


Years  ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since  all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works  great!


Police  in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.


During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. A  spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were  living up there".


Jamaican  minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows  with minorities in mind, so Crime watch is being shown 5 times a week  now.


I  was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got his pocket picked. How could anyone stoop so low.


I  was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor  balcony, shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"