Did you see this?
This is the town I work in. They have banned plastic bags. And I think California has banned goose-liver.
But we can eat African Lions. And Swans, and Peacocks.
WTF?
Who the hell is running this asylum?
If you ever decide to move to California, immediately get a lobotomy before you come, so you'll be on a "level playing field" with the decision-makers of this State.
I'm surprised the procedure is not mandatory.
Wait. Given that the voters keep electing these brainless, clueless fascists....maybe it is.
The Gunslinger
Lobotomies are mandatory in nearby Chicago. The fact that some are fatal does not disqualify the unfortunate victims from voting. In fact, the Zombies are a prized Democrat voting bloc and always turn out in record numbers. Why should California be any different? It is also noteworthy that if you hold your breath long enough, you turn blue, and then die. Blue states are appropriately named.
ReplyDeleteChicago did ban goose liver. I'm not sure that is still in effect but I know the Zombie bloc does not partake of that food. Actually, they don't eat anything so African lions are safe as well. Chowing down on lions farm bred in Illinois may be all that is left of the Illinois economy as the state drives other businesses out. We appreciate the contributions California makes to our economy. Bon appetite, grrrrrr!
I'm laughing through my tears, tru....
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