If you're reading this...I don't deserve you. I've been gone so long. And I'm sorry. But this whole quitting smoking thing really kicked my ass.
I mean, I'm literally not the same person I was. My chemistry is different. For example: I taste different and I taste differently. It's weird.
And I can smell EVERYTHING. Which is not necessarily a blessing, actually.
Did I mention the influx of teenage boy energy?
..and libido.
No? Oh. Yeah. Well. If I were a boy, I'd have a constant boner.
What. The. Fuck.
Seriously, I'm on the down-slide of life. What the hell is going on? I had no idea oxygen was such an aphrodisiac.
I recently found myself talking to the ob-gyn...asking about...(wait for it)...."senior sex".
UGH! I need bleach to wash that image out of my mind's eye!
Is this TMI?
I'm pretty sure this is Too Much Information.
Another symptom of the Great Oxygen Overdose seems to be a lack of give a shit filters.
Just sayin'.
...and sayin'.
The Gunslinger
(Horny, but still Huntin')
Joebama American citizens 2024 print
1 year ago
well, on the bright side, better sense of smell means the gunpowder smells better. . . . = )
ReplyDeleteEveryday checker, and still here =)
ReplyDeleteHeh. Years ago when a friend quit smoking I asked him what he now did after sex. He replied, I do it again.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself an nJoy pure wand. For $100, you will receive 1.5 pounds of surgical grade stainless steel in a shape so utterly brilliant, it's been known to make women of the strongest constitutions weep. Bonus usage tip: think windshield wiper.
ReplyDeleteThe Cone vibrator is another good choice (again, about $100). It's hands-free and stays put no matter how (ahem) enthusiastically you interact with it.
Either toy has it's benefits when used with partner.
Budget option: Fun Factory's LAYAspot.
Happy hunting,
Miss October 1985
"Yowsa!". That is all...
ReplyDeletegeez
ReplyDeleteHah!
ReplyDeleteSo what did you taste like before? ;)
Congrats on the new-found energy anyway.
That IS alot of information, and if word gets out about the bennies YOU'VE experienced from quitting smoking, well, I can see a whole bunch more folks seriously considering dropping the habit too. Perhaps, your experiences could become an R rated motivational talk?
ReplyDeleteMakes me want to take up smoking just so I can quit.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the quitting smoking thing. I guess it's a good trade off and it can be real good for you health, I mean it's better to have the one part smoking over the other or maybe I should say under the other.
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