State of the Union

I stuck with it for over an hour....

Then I just couldn't take it anymore.

My reaction: "Talk is cheap."

Then I remembered it's the Øbamster.

And HIS talk costs us trillions.

So let me rephrase....they guy's got nothin'. Recycled campaign promises....THAT HE'S ALREADY BROKEN IN FRONT OF GOD AND EVERYBODY.

He bitched about Bush.
He bitched about lobbyists...with whom he's filled his administration.
He bitched about debt and spending....are you fucking kidding me?
He bitched about education...the guy who revoked vouchers in D.C.
He bitched about earmarks...are you fucking kidding me?
He never mentioned Christmas Crotch-Boy and his terrifying 50 minute "interrogation".
He never mentioned Gitmo.
He never mentioned Terrorism.
He never mentioned civil trials for  jihadists.
He's gonna "freeze" spending for three years—spending he's increased by 20% in one year—which is, in any case, something like 17% of the annual spending spree of this government. Boy I can't wait.
He bitched about banks and bankers.

He pretended to consider nuclear power. But he said "safe" nuclear power. Which to him and his fellow travelers, doesn't exist. Parse the words.

He told us the recession is over...are you fucking kidding me?

He lied about raising taxes. I guess only INCOME taxes count as TAXES. Consumption taxes, excise taxes, fees, fines, regulation and the inflationary decrease of the worth of our money don't count to this economic ignoramus.

He proudly told us he going to ram through all the stuff we've been screaming at him to stop for a solid year.

He held a gun to the heads of Democrats and told them they'd better jump off the suicide cliff.

He shook his finger in the faces of Republicans like they've had anything to do with his year long debacle.

He scolded the Supreme Court in public—and in their faces—for upholding free speech.

Oh yeah...he set the stage for his AMNESTY bill. Another money saving policy.

Finally, I'd would like to ask one thing. I want him to stop saying "our values" like we have something in common. I believe in limited government, the Founders' principles, a Constitutional Republic, fiscal responsibility, fidelity to the Constitution, low taxes, maximum individual liberty, equality of opportunity not outcome, the rule of law, personal responsibility, self-reliance and Divine Providence. I'm pretty sure none of those are on his top ten list. We don't share "values".

In the end, I do have to admit that his speech—if nothing else he's done all year—did stimulate the economy. I had to buy extra duct tape to wrap around my head to keep it from exploding. I'll bet Home Depot got more than a little sales spike today.

The Gunslinger