Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that there will be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied; Since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.