"Reorientation Disorientation"
Customer: “Do you have any frames that fit a 7×5 photo?”Coworker: “Yes.”
Customer: “I like THIS one, but you only have it in 5×7.”
Coworker: “Yes?”
Customer: *whines*
Coworker: “Um…”
Customer: “But I need one that’s 7×5, not 5×7!”
Coworker: *slowly turns the frame on it’s side*
Customer: “Oh, wow!”
More doozies here: (the customer is) NOT ALWAYS RIGHT
Pour a glass of [favorite adult beverage], sit back and read a few of these to make you realize the world is a lot crazier than you thought...
...and hope and pray that most of these people don't actually vote.
The Gunslinger
Oh,but they do! Thanks for the link (I THINK...).Took me back to Election-Day line,conversations overheard.I thought I was in the middle of an SNL skit (from back when they were funny...).Those examples were why I got out of retail management years ago.I was beginning to out-Mencken Mencken in attitude.
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