Letter From a Friend

Hon. Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State
Department of State
2201 C Street, NW
Washington, DC 20520

Dear Madam Secretary:

I wanted to take my family to Hawaii and visit the historic birthplace of our first black president. Can anyone in the Fox News group tell me which hospital to go to? I can go and visit every other one of our president's birthplaces.

Obama's half sister said in two different interviews that he was born in two different hospitals in Hawaii. His grandmother said she was there when he was born on that proud day in Kenya. Since Obama hasn't been transparent with a long-form birth certificate, I don't know where to go. I would think the hospital that our historic president was born at would be more than happy to advertise his birthplace.

Of course, the ambassador of Kenya said the spot where Obama was born in Kenya is a national monument. That of course couldn't be the case because that would mean that Obama couldn't be eligible to be president. But then again, his father was Kenyan, and his father's loyalties were to the British commonwealth, which means Obama couldn't be president as well.

I'm confused.

Anyway, any help would be greatly appreciated so that I will know whether to book my flight to Hawaii or whether to update my passport and take the family to Kenya.

Sincerely,

[Gunslinger's friend]