Today's "Gunslinger's Black List"

Things that are really annoying me:

•In the new Sizzling-Bacon-Spending-Spree-Bill, Congress revoked vouchers that allow poor (black) kids in D.C. to get out of the intellectually dilapidated, socially backward, educationally inferior, and behaviorally violent government schools. "For the Children."

•Connecticut tried to legislate the running of the Catholic Church. They got called on it. Someone must have dug up a copy of the Constitution...no doubt in another State...and noticed that pesky First Amendment. Nobody should doubt there is a War on Christianity in this country.

•I just paid $6.00 more per carton of cigarettes yesterday. I hope all those 30-year-old "children" of the upper middle class appreciate my sacrifice for their government provided health care. Two words: Black Market.

•Obama can't blow his nose without a TelePrompter. What does that say?

•Nancy Pelosi needs to fly commercial. She is a public servant. Not a fucking Princess. When it's on the taxpayers' dime, she belongs in coach.

•Attention Tim Geitner: There is no such thing as a "new kind of Capitalism". Either it's Capitalism, or it's not. Stop raping the language. You're pissing me off.

•Attention Barack Obama: You're a Socialist. Get over it.

•Attention Hillary: Condy Rice speaks Russian. You should have asked her.

•Attention Barack Obama: The Prime Minister of Britain is equal in status to the President of the United States. Lose the ghetto manners, and grow the hell up.

•Memo to Micky Obama: Put a fucking shirt on.

•When asked where communism has ever been successful, Sam Webb, The "National Chair" of the American Communist Party couldn't come up with a single example. This man supports an economic system that he acknowledges is an abject failure. What can you say about people this stupid?

•Liberals never wanted Bush to fail. You're just imagining things. Rush is Satan.

•Are only Conservative rich people greedy?

•Memo to White House Bunglers: Fundamental Entertainment World Tip: There is no such thing as "bad" publicity. You are not hurting Rush Limbaugh. You are increasing his market share, and you're alienating everybody who already likes him. When you insult him, you insult us. You are stupid.

The Gunslinger