"Last August, I transferred down here to the University of [Western State].*VBC - Victim By Choice
The first thing you notice on campus is all of the 'Weapon-Free Zone' signs. Then, there are the equally ubiquitous 'Campus Watch Alerts,' posted on bulletin boards. You can find new reasons to be terrified each week!
One caught my eye: A pair of thugs, armed with a pistol, recently robbed three students on campus. They somehow missed all the WFZ signs. Imagine that! We obviously need more, maybe in several languages
In the 'Robbery Safety Tips' at the bottom of the page, we are treated to this advice: 'Never resist an armed robber; there is a chance the suspect is acting under the influence of drugs and may not act rationally.' Apparently, all we can do is hope God will bless us with 'rational' robbers!
Wow! All one has to do is 'not resist,' and his next experience with an armed robber will be a pleasant one, guaranteed by the university administration!
And, when the robber demands your right eye, you should just pluck it out and hand it to him, lest he become, heaven forbid, 'irrational!'
In any event, all students in my group disdainfully ignore this self-serving, intelligence-insulting, bureaucracy-generated rubbish, and carry concealed pistols, and blades, and OC, and flashlights, every day, on campus, in blatant, contemptuous defiance of their stupid 'rules.'
We proudly claim our own magnificence. VBC's (*), a category which includes the entire university administration, can run scared. That is their choice.
Not us. We're Americans!"
The Gunslinger
For those trying to figure it out, please note that [Western State] could not be Utah.
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