Slobbering Clueless Losers

This morning, I heard Rush railing about how the Slobbering Cultist Media didn't mention that every single Republican voted against the "unifier's" Leftist-Wet-Dream-Spending-Spree (called a "stimulus" package). And that if it had been Bush, they would have made sure to say that it was a "strictly partisan" vote, in which the Republican's rammed their partisan bill down the throats of the Democrats, who bravely stood as one to oppose it, on principle.

I realized it's time to stop mentioning the behavior of the Press, except to laugh at them. There is no point in being outraged at their bias....because it's long since gone way past simple bias.

To get mad at the media for being Leftist Propagandists makes about as much sense as getting mad at alligators or sharks for having big teeth. It is what it is, they are what they are.

It's time we stop even giving them the importance they no longer deserve, by acting like we expect more of them. They are jokes and has-beens. They are clowns and fools. They are suck-asses and whores. They are oblivious, slobbering adorers of their own egos, and of Zero, whom they see as their own, perfect, glorious reflection.

No more anger, no more outrage, no more surprise, no more serious expectations, no more measuring them to adult standards. Just jokes and mockery.

They like to play "dress-up". Pretending they're courageous and principled. They can take criticism from the Right. It only increases their sense of bravery and self-righteousness.

They become, as they are: insufferable.

But they are not prepared to be mocked. They take themselves much to seriously for that. They are among the elite; they have access to power; they are informed; they have friends in high places. They are self-important, self-satisfied, smug little worms whose fragile egos depend on the constant reinforcement of external appreciation and admiration. A lot like their hero Zero.

Mocking them will be more effective than harranging them. They will respond to criticism with puffed out chests, chuffing, and trutting.

They will respond to mocking with tantrums, whining, self-doubt and insecurity. Which is a lot more fun to watch. And totally appropriate for them to feel.

If we're very good, we might make them completely irrelevant, even to those whose agenda they seek to advance. Nobody likes to be associated with clueless losers.

The Gunslinger