Gunslinger's Restraint

[I am not going to laugh. No I'm not. I'm not going to gloat. No I'm not. I'm not going to say, "I told you so!" No I am not. I'm just going to present, without commentary, these two stories....on Earth Day...]

First, from the Edmonton Sun, festivities had to be moved indoors because of a fierce blizzard, as the environmentalists gather to save the planet from Global Warming.

[Not a damn word....I'm not saying a word. I said I wouldn't and I won't.]

Second, from the Vancouver Sun, reporting that, in April, winter weather is setting several records...the latest snowfall, and a record amount among them.

[Ow! I think I just bit through my tongue...I gotta go, I think I'm bleeding.]

The Gunslinger