Thank You Mr. Wise Republican, Sir

Here's some typical Wall Street Journal condescending bullshit. Robert McFarlane presumes to lecture Conservatives about their stance on McCain, as though we had not considered all the implications.

Oh WOW! Gosh, Mr. McFarlane, I hadn't thought of National Security or the War on Terrorism, or of the Economy.

I'm so friggn' grateful you pointed them out. I was just planning to vote against McCain because I don't like his puffy red-faced grimace. I had no idea our country was facing such critical issues!

I just talk out my ass about this stuff for the fun of hearing how it affects the sound of my voice.

I don't actually think about it at all. I can't thank you enough for sharing your great and wonderful wisdom. I'll be sure and do just what you tell me.

Right.

God, what a fuckin' typical Party Hack. "Vote Republican or die."

I feel like a "nigger on the plantation"—they think they own us. If we take exception to their Principle-abandonment and Ideal-betrayal for the sake of winning, they treat us like recalcitrant, dull children—or try to whip us into behaving.

These c**ks**kers are getting as bad as the Democrats. To them it is all about Party Power and Party Politics, and who has the "R" after their name.

Principles?

I'd be surprised if they can spell it.

The Gunslinger