Republican Carnival Fortune-Tellers

Another Wall Street Journal pundit playing with himself. His mano-erotic, titillating fancy is the lethal dissension in the Democratic Party, and it's ultimate descent into chaos.

Talk about projection! Ted, you should know better. Ok, at least you admit this whole thing is a fantasy, a projection of your fevered brain. But what is the point of it? Why is the WSJ printing it? Well, it is meant to appeal to the Republican Party faithful, to make them feel better; to help them forget their real troubles in the real world. It's like science fiction or ghost stories...perfect escapist literature.

But is this really what we should be talking about right now? "Wow, wouldn't it be cool if..."?

It reminds me of geeky, dateless, teenage boys in Mommy's basement wearing Star Trek gear, and discussing the relative merits of Klingons and Romulans. (Never mind how I know this.)

Except they're not so sweet, harmless or endearing.

These dullard Republican apparatchiks continue to reveal the level of their irrelevance—and their menace to their own party, by directing focus from real issues. I wonder how clearly I can say this?

"Living in the fantasy world that the Democrats are on the ropes, on the precipice, moments from imploding...while Democrat "Barry the Messiah" mania is sweeping the country—in order to avoid the reality that the Republicans have chosen a candidate so divisive that the entire conservative base is threatening to vote against him... is not helpful."

Fantasizing that the "Clinton Machine" will sue or otherwise attempt to steal the nomination, thereby cracking the Democratic Party in two...is delusional. Precisely as delusional as their pronouncements last year that "nothing can derail the Clinton juggernaut". And their pronouncements earlier this year that "the Clinton Attack Machine will chew the inexperienced Barack Obama up and spit him out if he even looks like he might be a threat".

Their record of correct predictions makes bunco-artist Sylvia Brown look like a real psychic!

Please, Republican Party Hack Pundits: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The Gunslinger