Saturday, December 15, 2007

My Neice Sent This to Me...Isn't That Great?

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
~ Thomas Jefferson

(This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly! )


FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Colt: the original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.
15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911: government-sponsored Dial-a-prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer and easier.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.


No. 10 is a new one on me...and I'm stealin' it. It'll show up on the blog any minute now!

The Gunslinger

5 comments:

  1. If they ban your guns, will they allow you to have swords?

    Does this answer your question?

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  2. I love this! Mind if I post it on my blog?

    And to mrsmith...damn, that sucks. What next? are they gonna put a ban on utility knives?

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  3. Be my guest, sir. What's mine is yours!

    If you happen to mention where you read it, I wouldn't mind..hehe.

    And some time ago, I read an unintentionally funny article in some British paper, in which the police were all atwitter about the rise in Sword violence.

    As God is my witness.

    Stupid gits never tumbled to the fact that people will use weapons on other people. And after banning all the guns, they were "shocked, SHOCKED" to find them using swords on one another.

    They'll have to ban cricket bats, baseball bats, screwdrivers, hammers, kitchen knifes, rolling pins, golf clubs, walking canes, crutches, cars (deadly weapons), forks, nail files, tree limbs...and don't forget...box cutters.

    It'll be interesting to watch.

    And when it gets down to nothing but fists, will they cut off everyone's hands?

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  4. Regarding knives, I remember reading a proposal a while back to raise the legal purchase age of knives (allknives) from 16 to 18. Just in case.

    Pillocks.

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  5. Thanks Gunslinger! I will of course cite my source =)

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