Ahmadinejad at Columbia University

The Brahmins of Columbia University...

Are Smarter than you. They're more Tolerant than you. They're better Educated than you. They read Books. They write Papers. They have Meetings.

They understand the nuances of inviting self-declared, proven terrorists as speakers at their University. You're too unsophisticated to grasp the high mindedness of it all. They simply won't surrender to your shallow, limited, jingoistic thinking that it is an unpardonable, unpatriotic, immoral, sinful insult to every civilized human being on the planet; to the 3,000 American who lost their lives on 9/11, and every American trooper in Iraq being targeted with Iranian weapons during every moment this respected World Leader, and member of the United Nations is on American soil, and regaling American students with his sincere desire for peace in All the World and for All People, forever and ever, Amen.

Honestly, you're such intolerant, bigoted, hateful war-mongers, I don't know why I hang out with you.

The Gunslinger