"1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You might be a muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You might be a muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You might be a muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You might be a muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You might be a muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you too, You might be a muslim.
10. If your Tinder App shows every goat within a 10 mile radius and you plan to visit them all, you might be a muslim.
11. If you find this offensive and do not agree with it, you are part of the problem here in America …but if you flag this, you are most likely a muslim.
--by SaveOurNation
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2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You might be a muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You might be a muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You might be a muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You might be a muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You might be a muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You might be a muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You might be a muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you too, You might be a muslim.
10. If your Tinder App shows every goat within a 10 mile radius and you plan to visit them all, you might be a muslim.
11. If you find this offensive and do not agree with it, you are part of the problem here in America …but if you flag this, you are most likely a muslim.
--by SaveOurNation
Feel free to add your own!
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