by Jim Mayer, commenter at Powerline
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Trump: Boy, the media's really tearing you up for 'That Scandal'.
Hilary: Lying about Colin Powell telling me to use a private server?
Trump - No, the other one.
Hilary: Lying about my Med Condition? The Parkinson's is so bad I wouldn't be caught dead holding a Press Conference.
Trump - Yeah, 260 days without a press conference! No, I mean the other one.
Hilary: My leaking Top Secret info & got that Iranian Scientist executed?
Trump - No, no, the Other One.
Hilary: Saying TPP is Gold Standard then flipping 4 Politcal reasons?
Trump - Nah, you know, the other one.
Hilary: Teaming with DNC to shut Bernie out of nomination?
Trump - Huh-uh, the other one.Hilary: 1st and 2nd amend't threats; shutting Breitbart-type websites?
Trump - No, no, the other.
Hilary: Hiding Failing Washington Bar Exam that 2/3 of class passed?
Trump - Nope, the other one.
Hilary: Lying about NOT being a Lesbian?!?
Trump - OMG! No, actually, the other one.
Hilary: Benghazi, 4 dead Americans, and Lying to their Families?
Trump - Negative, other one.
Hilary: Me, the IRS, Clapper, and Holder all Lied to Congress?
Trump - Nah.
Hilary: Clinton Foundation Tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, bribes from Foreigners?
Trump - Nope, the other one.Hilary: Private server with Top Secret info so I can Lie about my activities?
Trump - Other one.
Hilary: Arming Muslim Brotherhood and helping create ISIS?
Trump - No.
Hilary: Lying named after Sir Edmund Hillary-though I was 6 when he climbed Mt. Everest?
Trump - Negatory, Hillaritory.
Hilary: Lying about landing in Bosnia under sniper fire?
Trump - Noop.
Hilary: Lying about having immigrant grandparents?
Trump - Not.
Hilary: Castle Grande, Cattle Futures, the Commodities deal?
Trump - Other.
Hilary: Vince Foster, and Lying about removing documents from his office?
Trump - Huh-uh
Hilary: My paid speeches to Wall St, and lying about scolding them?
Trump - Nada.
Hilary: Rose Law Firm docs lies- then they pop up in WH Residence?
Trump - Nadia Comaneci.
Hilary: Being fired after I got caught Lying to Watergate committee?"
Trump - Other.
Hilary: Lying about the Military not getting their Votes counted?
Trump - Nope, the other one.
Hilary: Lying and saying I accomplished something as Sec of State?
Trump - No, the other.
Hilary: Lying about turning our backs on Israel?
Trump - Negative.
Hilary: Lying about the Treasonous Iran Nuke Deal?
Trump - N...
Hilary: Lying about Leaving Iraq in chaos?
Trump - Not.
Hilary: Lying about the massive voter fraud?
Trump - No, ma'am.
Hilary: Lying about Sibelius shaking down Health Insurance Execs?
Trump - Nuh-uh.
Hilary: Threatening Bill’s former babes to shut them the hell up?
Trump - No, no, no.
Hilary: Lying about my Congenital, Pathetic, Pathological Lying?
Trump - No, You Know, the BIG One.
Hilary: Whitewater, IRS targeting conservatives, Travelgate?
Trump - No, the Bigger one.
Hilary: Drones being operated illegally in our own country?
Trump - Bigger.
Hilary: Giving 123Tech $300M, Declared Bankrupt and sold to China?
Trump - Huh-uh, Biggerer.
Hilary: Giving Solydra $500M, Declared Bankrupt and sold to China?
Trump - Nah.
Hilary: Body count of murdered or suicided people tied to us Clintons?
Trump - Nope, the other one.
Hilary: The NSA monitoring phone calls, emails and everything?
Trump - Nopers.
Hilary: Getting that pedophile off then Laughing My Ass off about it?
Trump - Negativo.
Hilary: Turning Libya into chaos?
Trump - THAT'S IT! ........Just kidding, the other one.
Hilary: Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?
Trump - Negatory.
Hilary: The DOJ spying on the press, Going after Fox News?
Trump - Nupe.
Hilary: The NSA monitoring citizens?
Trump - Huh-uh.
Hilary: State Depart. interfere with IG Investigation on sex misconduct?
Trump - Nupesters, not that one.
Hilary: Stealing WH furn, silver and china, then forced to give it back?
Trump - Uh-uh, the oth.......
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...this isn't then end of the list. He just got tired of typing...
/gun
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