Things that you can trust more than communist liberal or their ilk...
• Mexican tap water
• A wolverine with a 'pet me' sign
• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby
• A straight edge shave from Jodi Arias
• A "Coin Toss" at a local Iowa Caucus
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• A night out with Aaron Hernandez
• Brian Williams memory
• A cigar offered to me by Bill Clinton
• Pete Carroll coaching decisions
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
• Pinocchio
• A North Korea "Satellite" launch
• Hilary Clinton's investigation into Benghazi
• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
• MSNBC's news reports
• Lorena Bobbit showing me her scissor collection.
• Gas station Sushi
• Casey Anthony babysitting ads on craigslist
• Killery's claim that no American lives were lost in Libya
• A Jimmy Carter economic plan
• Bill Clinton's claim he never had inappropriate relationships
• An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
• Michael Jackson's Doctor
• DNC's IT department
• Duck hunting with Dick Cheney
• MeCHA, La Raza, and LULAC's claim they're not racists
• A Jeffery Dahmer dinner invitation
• Obama's investigation into the IRS Targeting Scandal
• The Boy that cried Wolf
• The verification of Oblamo's birth certificate
• Songbird McCain's loyalty to his military comrades, our country, or his party
• Harry Reid's exercise equipment
• Tying Anthony Weiner's shoes
• A direct number to the State Department in case of a riot
• A factory packed parachute
• A Federal Reserve audit
• Biden's home defense shotgun plan
• A kiss from Judas
• An evening car ride with Ted Kennedy
• A private hotel luncheon with Harvey Weinstein
• Democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee's claim the Constitution is over 400 years old
• An Afghan wearing a backpack
• A Supreme Court decision
• muslims assertion that islam is a religion of peace
• Keeping my healthcare plan
• A police report filed by former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields
• A North Korea trial by jury
• A BIC pen that doesn't leak
• Flint Michigan water supply
• Democrat CA State Senator Kevin de Leon's knowledge of firearms (ghost gun "dispensing" 30 round caliber magazine clip in 1/2 sec.)
• Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson's warning that the island of Guam will capsize.
• A chinese newspaper
• Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.
• Democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee's request if the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969.
• Baghdad Bob's intel reports
• Prayers from Glenn Beck
• Lying Ted's version of "truth"
• Electronic Voting Machines
• Obumbler's "Oath of Office"
• Paul "let's repeal- VACATE THE CHAIR" Ryan.....
• A business proposition from the Nigerian Minister of Finance
• A week old tuna fish sandwich found on a filthy city bus
SaveOurNation: Leviticus Falwell
• Mexican tap water
• A wolverine with a 'pet me' sign
• A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby
• A straight edge shave from Jodi Arias
• A "Coin Toss" at a local Iowa Caucus
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• A night out with Aaron Hernandez
• Brian Williams memory
• A cigar offered to me by Bill Clinton
• Pete Carroll coaching decisions
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
• Pinocchio
• A North Korea "Satellite" launch
• Hilary Clinton's investigation into Benghazi
• Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
• MSNBC's news reports
• Lorena Bobbit showing me her scissor collection.
• Gas station Sushi
• Casey Anthony babysitting ads on craigslist
• Killery's claim that no American lives were lost in Libya
• A Jimmy Carter economic plan
• Bill Clinton's claim he never had inappropriate relationships
• An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
• Michael Jackson's Doctor
• DNC's IT department
• Duck hunting with Dick Cheney
• MeCHA, La Raza, and LULAC's claim they're not racists
• A Jeffery Dahmer dinner invitation
• Obama's investigation into the IRS Targeting Scandal
• The Boy that cried Wolf
• The verification of Oblamo's birth certificate
• Songbird McCain's loyalty to his military comrades, our country, or his party
• Harry Reid's exercise equipment
• Tying Anthony Weiner's shoes
• A direct number to the State Department in case of a riot
• A factory packed parachute
• A Federal Reserve audit
• Biden's home defense shotgun plan
• A kiss from Judas
• An evening car ride with Ted Kennedy
• A private hotel luncheon with Harvey Weinstein
• Democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee's claim the Constitution is over 400 years old
• An Afghan wearing a backpack
• A Supreme Court decision
• muslims assertion that islam is a religion of peace
• Keeping my healthcare plan
• A police report filed by former Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields
• A North Korea trial by jury
• A BIC pen that doesn't leak
• Flint Michigan water supply
• Democrat CA State Senator Kevin de Leon's knowledge of firearms (ghost gun "dispensing" 30 round caliber magazine clip in 1/2 sec.)
• Democrat Congressman Hank Johnson's warning that the island of Guam will capsize.
• A chinese newspaper
• Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.
• Democrat Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee's request if the Pathfinder had succeeded in taking a picture of the flag planted on Mars by Neil Armstrong in 1969.
• Baghdad Bob's intel reports
• Prayers from Glenn Beck
• Lying Ted's version of "truth"
• Electronic Voting Machines
• Obumbler's "Oath of Office"
• Paul "let's repeal- VACATE THE CHAIR" Ryan.....
• A business proposition from the Nigerian Minister of Finance
• A week old tuna fish sandwich found on a filthy city bus
SaveOurNation: Leviticus Falwell
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