Perfect Poem Describing the Left

I called them evil, and Anonymous corrected me with this:

No they are not evil

That is far too simple

They are beyond redemption

And vile beyond measure

Their corruption has the stench of putrified flesh

Their thoughts are obscene and vulgar

Double taps are the preferred remedy

For their malodorous existence 

 
(E.A. Poe, eat your heart out!)

/gun