Priorities

A guy placed an ad on a Local Affairs website:

“I have two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl, both box seats. I paid $2500 for each ticket, but I didn’t realize last year when I bought them that it was going to be on the same day as my wedding. I am looking for someone to take my place. The wedding is at St. Thomas Church, Providence at 3pm. Her name is Amanda. She’s 5’6″, about 130 lbs. She is a good cook, too. She’ll be the one in the white dress.”