Saturday, November 19, 2016

Canadian Job Opportunities for Women Studies Majors

For American liberals who want to escape the wretched country now that Trump is King, I saw an ad in the comment section of Breitbart that you might be interested in:

Americans Needed!

Canadian Arctic Circle community Uvialuit welcomes American immigrants. Must have one or more of the following skills:

- Whale blubber eating (someone has to do it)

- Polar Bear boxing (keep losing recruits)

- Fire-building in Kayaks

- Ice floe jumping (fun at first)

- Caribou skin chewing (makes the hide nice and soft) etc. 

All welcome.


Buses for North Canada leave daily. Liberals, please catch one.


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