Monday, December 14, 2015

Twitter Find: Pure Gold

 
"Responding to the San Bernardino shootings, Obama raised the national threat level from Taupe to Mauve."
I swear, he's a genius. Check out his twitter feed. They just keep on coming.


A couple of my favorites:

"Someone stole my identity. 20 minutes later they gave it back." 


Fairy tales used to begin with “Once upon a time”. Now they begin with “Senior White House officials said”.


"There are problems everywhere, home and abroad, but the only thing Obama ever fixes is blame."

Your IQ will increase if you read his stuff.

/gun

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