"Now
that I'm a
retiree, I've
disconnected
my home alarm
system and
de-registered
from the
Neighborhood
Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center, a prayer rug hanging on the front porch, and an AK-47's For Sale sign on the front lawn..
The
local police,
sheriff, FBI,
CIA, NSA,
Homeland
Security,
Secret Service
and other
agencies are
all watching
the house
24/7.I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center, a prayer rug hanging on the front porch, and an AK-47's For Sale sign on the front lawn..
I've never felt safer and I’m saving $49.50 a month!"
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Gotta love email.
/gun
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