Hølder Quits?

DEMONSTRATING WHY HE NEEDS TO COMPENSATE WITH UNLIMITED POWER

I'd like to celebrate the fact that the vile Eric Hølder will no longer embarrass the United States of America by pretending to be their collective Federal Attorney General, but I'm confident his replacement will be equally odious. The Barking Wørm* will be nominating him, after all.

Besides, his new hand puppet won't be in place for months. So it's not like Hølder's cleaning out his desk this afternoon for an immediate walk of shame—would that it were.

Until we hear the magic words, '"ex-president Øbama", the Republic remains in the grip of  evil and destructive forces drooling over having two more years to do even more damage.

So, this Tea Party girl is not exactly aquiver with joy.

But at the same time, it won't hurt my feelings to see the back of this racist swine† for the last time.

/gun

*for newbies:
Barack = Barky (noun) = Barking (adjective)
"Wørm" is, I am certain, self-evident.

†Apologies to pigs, most of whom are perfectly adorable.