They Should Just Ask Me

How to Solve the IRS problem:

1) Fire everybody at the IRS.
2) Cancel their pensions. Make them get real jobs.
3) Prosecute and jail everybody who participated in targeting Conservative groups and/or covering it up.
4) Dissolve the IRS.
5) Institute a flat 10% income tax across the board. Including welfare recipients. Welfare is "income". They should have to pay taxes just like everybody else. And the next time some idiot wants to raise taxes, they may actually take a moment to consider the ramifications to themselves - with the actual possibility they'll vote "no".

10% is enough to fund a small, Constitutional government. Burn the rest.


How to Solve the Middle East problem

1) Nuke a city a week in ISIS-held Iraq/Syria until they throw down their arms and surrender. If they don't, keep nuking until they're all dead and they place is glass. They're mostly all a waste of oxygen anyway.

2) Assuming some surrender, or the populace rises up and kills them, install a USA puppet dictator over what's left of Iraq/Syria, who will do exactly what we tell him for the privilege of remaining dictator, to brutally keep down any of the terrorists that are left, and sell us oil cheap.


How to Solve the VA problem:

1) Fire everybody at the VA
2) Cancel their pensions. Make them get real jobs.
3) Prosecute and jail everyone involved in making our vets wait for medical care.
4) Where vets died, charge them with murder. Execute them.
5) Disband the VA.
6) Privatize it.

How to Solve the Border problem:

1) Put the army on the border. Shoot to kill.
2) Deport EVERYONE who is here illegally. No matter who. No matter how old. No matter how long they've been here. THEY ARE CRIMINALS.


I. AM. SO. DONE.

...more to follow...

/gun