If you want to really know someone...find out what their nicknames are...

"Talibama"

"Oh! Bama!"

"Bathhouse Barry"

Just a few of the names I've been noticing lately in the comments of my favorite websites.

I also like

"Øbama"

"ZerØ"

"The 'Bamster"

and of course the ever clever: "pResident"

But what tops them all for me, is the astonishingly perfect sobriquet for the harridan:

"Mooch"


Seriously...what copious meaning is crammed into that little word...

/gun