Wednesday, May 15, 2013

How Do I Get Back?

I signed up for Medicare today. You're supposed to do it three months before your 65th birthday.

It turns out I'll be 65 in August.

What the fuck?

Dude, Medicare is for OLD people. How the hell did THIS happen?

I'm obviously the victim some sort of time-warp that has thrust me into the future and my future body. Before I woke up this morning with instructions to apply for Medicare, I was 25.

This isn't how it happened it Back To The Future.

I want my money back.

The Gunslinger




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4 comments:

  1. Kerr Mudgeon15/5/13 3:22 PM

    Sorry . . . the road is one way and runs only downhill.

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  2. Larry16/5/13 2:09 PM

    Happy premature birthday fellow Leo. You don't look a day over 26 (at least, not as long as you have those twin pistolas pointed this way...)

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  3. The Gunslinger17/5/13 8:46 AM

    Hey, you may be onto something. Point guns and DARE them to call you old!

    (Thanks for the good wishes)

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  4. trubolotta18/5/13 5:53 PM

    Buy a DeLorean, install a flux capacitor and wait for a lightning storm.

    You could try the Time Machine route, but you risk being eaten.

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