Can I Just Say...Yeah, It Does.

Headline:

"SCIENCE PROVES WOMEN LIKE MEN WITH BIGGER PENISES"

Ummm. What gave you a clue?

You needed a study?

You didn't really believe that crap we tell men so they don't feel bad about have a small one did you?

I mean, we're just that nice.

Apparently scientists, being (mostly) men, believed it too. At least to the extent they feel this discovery is worth a big headline.

I mean, no offense, darlings...but seriously, this is "news"?

"Mautz was quick to soothe men by saying that his study did not include other proven mate choice factors like money, intelligence, hair or whether a guy drives a 1997 Chevy Astro."

This is just the researcher's version of:  "Don't worry honey, size doesn't matter."

/Gunslinger