GIMME YOUR STUFFED ANIMAL, YOU CRIMINAL TODDLER!

One assumes you're reading DRUDGE®, of course, but just in case you missed it, please click this to see your government in action.

Uh huh...YOUR government.

Yes. Your GOVERNMENT.

The one that Thomas Jefferson and George Washington and Benjamin Franklin helped found.

I'm sure they'd approve of this.

The Gunslinger