Wednesday, August 01, 2012

From the Mailbag

Top Ten Reasons Liberals Dislike Mitt Romney:


1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.


2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.


3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)


4. Can't speak in a FAKE Southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.


5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and, by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.


6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?


7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!


8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.


9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.


10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

4 comments:

  1. Without a moments hesitation I will take the Morman over the moron any day!

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  2. No thanks, a plague on them all. Romney invented and imposed Obamacare before there was an Obama; he's a noisy believer in that transparent Marxist meme, "human-induced global warming"; a notorious gun-grabber; and a flat-out globalist. This System is broken and must be utterly purged.

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  3. As the old saying goes: there's only one thing worse than a Republican - that's a Democrat. In this case it's far, far worse.

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  4. 4. Can't speak in a FAKE Southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.


    but does understand the nuances of the Southern expression "Well bless his heart!"

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