I Should Not Like This....but I do

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. 

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. 

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. 

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. 

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. 

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 

Energizer bunny arrested -- charged with battery.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! 

Velcro - what a rip off!

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I shamelessly stole it from Lee Rodgers.

His blog is great. Suggest you bookmark it.

The Gunslinger