9 WORDS WOMEN USE - that you should understand...
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
You're welcome.
The Gunslinger
Joebama American citizens 2024 print
9 months ago
This is going up on the fridge right next to my WhiteTrashRepairs.com chart!! Between fixing stuff and talking to women, that covers most of the known universe. And to think, I didn't even have to pay a subscription fee for such invaluable information. Thank you Gunny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for spreading the funny,as well..."Taming of the Shrew" is a favorite Shakespeare play,tho some pc-types don't get the irony...I see this in some recent sit-coms like "Til Death","The Middle",etc. Men and Women,and their so-called "battle"...Best source for comedy...
ReplyDeleteAnd the tenth,
ReplyDelete"We need to talk."
Meaning, one way or another, you aren't going to be happy.
Ha ha.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was trying to distance myself from a "suitor", a male friend suggest I tell him: "We have to talk".
Claimed it would chase him right away...