Monday, July 25, 2011

From the Mailbag...

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall  into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all  the guns and bombs he was carrying.  Along with him was a Mexican who  was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs  that was strapped to his back.  If they didn't get help, they'd  surely drown.  Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to  help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and  Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither  authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

Signed: Bewildered Texan
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3 comments:

  1. Van Harvey26/7/11 7:01 AM

    LOL, that't too perfect for words.

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  2. The Gunslinger29/7/11 4:40 PM

    I know...still laughing...

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  3. Anonymous11/8/11 8:30 AM

    He must not have remembered that all the gunfire from Juarez took out the US post office across the border. Mail is being diverted to Big Sis Napolitano at Homeland Security. So for sure it will be awhile before there is any response. He might get faster response if he yelled "Tea Party Terrorists!"

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