"As Schlafly says, no wonder liberal women think men are pigs: Their men are pigs."
Silly as it seems, I honestly never thought to separate guys into political categories, from a personal/relationship/sexual sort of perspective.
This might explain why my former Liberal life was littered with unsuccessful relationships, and catastrophic levels of immaturity on the part of the "men" in it. By and large, they were Liberal Men.
Wait. Now that I think about it, that might just be an wild oxymoron...if you take the word Man to signify more than just male of the species.
Which I do. It's loaded with meaning; like Maturity, Strength, Courage, Truth, Security, Love, Bravery, Dependability, Honesty...
Most things which Liberal males profoundly lack.
Yes indeed. I like it. The phrase "Liberal Man" is officially an oxymoron. Lovely. That will just insult bucket-loads of Liberals.
I live for that.
The Gunslinger
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