"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
The Gunslinger
"If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby."
ReplyDeleteIf you put in "she'll swallow" I'm more apt to agree with you. Ha!
Thanks for the reminder....not that I needed it!
ReplyDeleteI gave her my life, she gave me a void where my heart was.
ReplyDeleteAll she had to do was be a human being. Instead, I've gone through bankruptcy, foreclosure, repossession of my harley, had to buy her a new car, sell my car, and keep moving to more stressful jobs. I paid the legal bills for custody of her daughter, I paid the downpayment on the house, paid the insurance, medical costs, dental costs, bought the computers, bought the TVs, bought the game systems, paid for a f*cking MAID... And I've got a "woman who loves me" and a "family."
WHOOP-DE-F*CKING DOO.
I would prefer to have my life, and MY family, back. (My birth family basically disowned me, I didn't marry her, you see - though if I had, there would've been some OTHER issue, they've had problems with every non-white, non-Catholic girl I've brought home.)
So, what did I give her that she magnified and added to? nihilism? Nothingness?
I want back my last 7 years and the $700,000 or so it's cost me to survive, and I'd like to get back the credit rating and the 401(k) and Roth IRA, and getting back the stock accounts would be nice, too.
You left out the reality: If you put up with her shit, for even a second, you're F*CKED. When the bitch demands a slap, give her the back of your hand.
(OF a note, it's also generational, and depends on how much baggage she has. Mine would make Freud's career, and Jung's, and several others, too - hich I didn't know when she offered a no-strings-attached relationship. There is no such thing...)