Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Roadhouse

We need a Roadhouse where we can all hang out.

Whiskey. Food. Shelter. A safe house. A armory. A legitimate business. A place to drink, eat and sleep - only among friends!

On the crossroads between East &West, North & South. A place to rest from the Demon Wars...and get away from the Zømbies.

Where we can meet and rest among those like ourselves.

Where we can relax, unstrap the weapons, talk to each other...and sleep while others keep watch.

The Roadhouse.

I like it.

What is the dead center of the country? That seems like a good place...

The Gunslinger

7 comments:

  1. Three would be more practicable. One in the middle and one on each coast.

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  2. Dead center might be Lebanon, Kansas.

    LAT. 39°50' LONG. 98°35'
    NE 1/4 - SE 1/4 - S32 - T2S - R11W

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  3. The determination of "dead center" would depend on several factors which serve to complicate the calculation significantly. For example, do we only consider the contiguous continental USA or do we also include Alaska and Hawaii? Furthermore, since it is a known fact that our President is a naturual born U.S. citizen, by definition, then Kenya must also be included in the equation since, unbeknownst to me, it must have been granted legal statehood.

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  4. Foxhound (the wiseguy)...Continental USA only (LOL)

    Berkeley bum, how about 5, in the shape of a pentacle? A "defense" network!

    And Yabu comes up with the coordinates! (love you bro!)

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  5. Apparently, there are a total of 262 people living in Lebanon KS.

    We could move there and own the place. Fill it with "our" people...

    ...just a fantasy, I suppose...

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  6. Hmmm... well, Lebanon might be geographically correct, but I'm betting the beer is colder and the transportation simpler to arrange, to the St. Louis suburbs:

    "Tea Party at the Wood--Special Event

    We've heard you! "Let's do a Throwdown in Town."

    So Thursday, July 22, the Thursday Night Throwdown will be at The Wood in Maplewood, MO.

    Come enjoy great food, music, drinks, and conversation. Â Don't be surprised if some candidates stop by to hear what you have to say about America's future.

    The Wood, at Sutton and Manchester in downtown Maplewood, is convenient to just about everywhere.

    Why: Because building community is the first step to rebuilding America
    When: Thursday evening, July 22, 2010.
    Where: The Wood, 2733 Sutton (at Manchester) in Maplewood
    Who: Â You, your friends, people who are curious about grassroots conservatives

    We've had great responses out west at Sky Music Lounge. Let's bring liberty and the pursuit of happiness to Mid County.

    See you there!
    "

    Some folks that'll be there, St. Louis Tea Party's Bill Hennessy, Dana Loesch (PJTV), Jim Hoft (Gateway Pundit), and... best of all - me.

    (pause for laughter).

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  7. St. Louis is the H.Q. of the Zombie Squad, (http://www.zombiehunters.org/) and Lebanon, Kansas is the CONUS geographic center.

    The problem is that both KS and MO have some more than mildly goofed up gun laws (as does AR).

    But North East Oklahoma has the edges of the Ozark Mountains and has better gun laws (and still has some open land)

    -Tulsa Boy

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